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Revision as of 16:30, June 11, 2007

PACARD
Original YTMND: Pacard recalls his vacation
Worthy spinoffs:
PACARD DOESN'T STOP A WEBSITE PRESENTS EPIC PACARD CLONES IN ACTION! PATRICK PACARD IS BACK! Pacard saves the day while on vacation (why it was an epic vacation and not an ordinary one, HINT - (he kills East Germans!)) PACARD EPIC SONG AND DANCE

Pacard sites are usually sites that involve an edited image of Captain Jean-Luc Picard in different situations (referred to as "Patrick Pacard" or other made-up names). The sites' titles are usually spelled in all caps and contain the word "epic". Ghost Love Score by Nightwish is usually used as a sound for these sites.

Editing in Place

Usually, the reason why Pacard sites are highly rated and viewed because they first appear as an expertly done fad site on YTMND. When it reaches top viewed, or most voted, the user of the site will edit it, and it becomes a Pacard site. This is a thing of users who are encouraging other users to stop 5ing fads on YTMND. This is sometimes why its considered an interruption, because users will replace their sites with a Pacard fad site.

History

Epic Pacard is a highly popular fad based on the epic adventures of Patrick Pacard (also called Epic Pacard or John Luke Pacard).

Pacard, not to be confused with the 1990's science fiction character "Jean-Luc Picard", was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Despite Jamaica's widespread poverty, Pacard has emerged as a national hero, and has easily become Jamaica's most well known cultural export.

Many Epic Pacard sites are highly rated and most have been on the top viewed list, possibly, as some suggest, due to YTMND's highly disproportionate Jamaican fanbase.

Trivia

• Pacard is the rumored "5th Man" of the Jamaican Bobsled Team.
• Whatever Pacard touches, he turns EPIC.
• "Cool Runnings" is Pacard's nickname in bed (given to him by all his colleagues' wives)
• Pacard is currently the President of Jamaica while Mr. President is on vacation.

The End of Epicness?

On June 5, 2007 a jealous Max Goldberg sent a cease & desist order to PACARD (care of blommer). Being the kind diplomat that he is, PACARD decided to take a vacation from YTMND. Will he [HIS EPICNESS] ever return? Short answer: the world may never know. EPIC answer: of course he will!