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== Cockrum ==
 
Most commented on YTMND site of all time. Several users noticed that Dave Cockrum's name was censored to "Dave C*ckrum", while "Fuck" was not filtered. This situation still remains the same to present day. Due to this oddity, the site was spammed constantly for a little over a month until it reached the #1 spot on the most commented of all time. It is also the first YTMND to receive 5,000 comments. Thanks Dave. Dave Cockrum was recently featured in the fad compilation "Caricature YTMND" by [http://ytmnd.com/users/n8dogg n8dogg].
 
  
== About Dave Cockrum ==
 
Dave Cockrum, born with a deformed (i.e., small) right arm, created Nightcrawler and many other characters for Marvel Comics. He died of complications from diabetes on November 26th, 2006.
 
 
== Main Contributors ==
 
 
===The founding 6===
 
These are the users who started the spamming and brought the site nearly to the top before others joined in.
 
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/ghcghcghc ghcghcghc]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/BTape BTape]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/ScndPistonHonda ScndPistonHonda]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/renegade64 renegade64]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/Canon Canon]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/silenoz silenoz]
 
 
===Other big contributors===
 
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/chickencheese chickencheese]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/DarthWang DarthWang]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/Bruno Bruno]
 
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/St205 St205]
 
 
== Popular Spam Comments ==
 
* "Image Origin: Dave C*ckrum"
 
 
*"Dave C*ckrum was the man who made nightcrawler and help create other
 
characters for marvel he died on november 26th."
 
 
*"Description: Dave C*ckrum"
 
 
*"we'll miss him, F*CK ghcghcghc for ruing this."
 
 
*"DAVE C*CKRUM"
 
 
*"spam this site until its most commented on"
 
 
*"COPYRIGHT © 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED."
 
 
*"Dave C*ckrum +my editing"
 
 
*"Sean Connery Ringtone Send this ringtone to your phone right
 
now! RingRingMobile.com"
 
 
*"(4 other user(s) did!)"
 
 
*"thanks dave"
 
 
*"SMALLRIGHTARM"
 
 
*"YEAH IT'S PRETTY NICE OUT HERE. YEP JED. WE GOT ALL THE COMFORTS OF
 
HOME. WE GOT A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, GREAT VIEW, ONLY THING WE DON'T HAVE IS
 
WOMEN. YEAH LIKE WHAT'S NEW. I'M GETTING TIRED OF STROKING OFF TO THAT
 
PLAYBOY FROM 1982. THAT'S A GOOD ISSUE. AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT."
 
 
*"im not your boy toy, im just a sexy boy"
 
 
*"IT WAS HEATHER CHANDLER WITH THE SHOWER NOZZLE IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL
 
GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE."
 
 
*"MOST COMMENTED EVER PURE IMAGINATION"
 
 
*"i kind of thought that dave brought us into his mind when he created
 
his character"
 
 
*"Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. Come with me, and you'll be,
 
in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your
 
imagination. We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my
 
creation. What we'll see will defy explanation. If you want to view
 
paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want
 
to change the world, there's nothing to it. There is no life I know to
 
compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free, if you truly
 
wishto be"
 
 
*"Description: Dave C*ckrum was the man"
 
 
*"Give me three gold plated internets."
 
 
*"I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY VIEWED THIS YTMND."
 
 
*"Student loans up to $40,000 a year - defer payment until after you
 
graduate www.theu.com"
 
 
*"why the f*ck does this have 2000 comments"
 
 
*"wanna hear the most annoying sound in the
 
world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
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AAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AA
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
 
 
*"IF A DUCK GOES QUACK IN THE
 
MORNING IT WILL GO MOO IN THE AFTERNOON"
 
 
*"they censored his last name"
 
 
*"I'M RAY LIOTTA, BITCH!"
 
 
*Anything about "pooters" and the (Unless otherwise noted) "diddling" of them
 
 
== May 2007 crash and today==
 
 
On May 19th, 2007, after a total of about 5,671 comments, the Dave Cockrum profile page finally broke, leaving the following error message where the comments would normally appear:
 
 
''Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 84 bytes) in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.result.php on line 69''
 
 
The comment section is now back up and working properly. Some users experienced similar problems throughout YTMND, so it may have been a site update gone wrong.
 
 
Today, Cockrum is uncensored.
 
 
{{Wikipedia2|Dave Cockrum|Dave C*ckrum|Nightcrawler}}
 
[[Category:People]] [[Category:deceased]]
 

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