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== The fuck is this shit? == | == The fuck is this shit? == | ||
− | Rubycalaber is an IGN fag who joined YTMND due to online peer pressure early 2005. He makes shit YTMNDs that prove the internet is a bad place and he only goes to the front page to look for porn and to troll other users. Rubycalaber sometimes puts an X after his name because he thinks it is cool. Rubycalaber joined the ytmnd forums mid 2005 and was told to gtfo and called an | + | Rubycalaber is an IGN fag who joined YTMND due to online peer pressure early 2005. He makes shit YTMNDs that prove the internet is a bad place and he only goes to the front page to look for porn and to troll other users. Rubycalaber sometimes puts an X after his name because he thinks it is cool. Rubycalaber joined the [[ytmnd forums]] mid 2005 and was told to gtfo and called an IG{{c|Nigger}} until around the time when the [[ytmndsfw forums]] were opened where he is the 7th registered user and is having a super happy fun time joking about myspace and {{c|Nigger}}s stealing his bikes, he is now a well loved member of the regular community where he spreads great lulz about incest and Lost. |
Rubycalaber really likes Lost, he watches it at least once a day and jerks off to it, he makes 4 8 15 16 23 42 jokes and is generally a nerdy fag about it, this is why he uses actor Matthew Fox as his avatar on most forums and such shit, so much so that it was believed plausible that he was actually Matthew Fox, which still hasn’t been seriously dismissed by either Matthew Fox or ruby himself. | Rubycalaber really likes Lost, he watches it at least once a day and jerks off to it, he makes 4 8 15 16 23 42 jokes and is generally a nerdy fag about it, this is why he uses actor Matthew Fox as his avatar on most forums and such shit, so much so that it was believed plausible that he was actually Matthew Fox, which still hasn’t been seriously dismissed by either Matthew Fox or ruby himself. | ||
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* Incest with his sister. | * Incest with his sister. | ||
**It is unknown if he even has a sister. | **It is unknown if he even has a sister. | ||
− | **Gimmick is | + | **Gimmick is still fresh and full of comic gold. |
*Liking Lost allot. | *Liking Lost allot. | ||
**Always asking people to watch. | **Always asking people to watch. | ||
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****Has a hot cock. | ****Has a hot cock. | ||
**References to 4 8 15 16 23 42 in his posts and signatures. | **References to 4 8 15 16 23 42 in his posts and signatures. | ||
+ | **His latest gimmick which is technically under his Lost gimmick is an obsession with two similar characters portrayed by actress Elizabeth Mitchell. The most obvious being her character Juliet in Lost, the second being Edele from the 2006 feature film Running Scared. After hearing of the new actress to appear on Lost ruby immediately looked her up on IMDb and read all the wikipedia pages for the movie’s she’s been in to find that she portrayed a pedophile in the aforementioned Running Scared. This of coarse caught ruby’s attention as he is a sick fuck. After attempting to rent the movie he searched for the specific scene on YouTube, only to find and view part one[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHY8DD_dicI] and two[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueKSE0giv4]. To his delight the small part was made memorably disturbing by the eerie mother-like grooming and molestation of three children. Ruby proceeded to masturbate furiously and made the conscious decision to start a gimmick by making aprox 15 “head smilies” out of high-res images of Mitchell’s character Juliet smirking in an equally creepy manner and spamming with them on the ytmnsfw forums by coming onto the younger members of the forum and in some cases himself by holding conversations switching between use of the Juliet smilies and his own replies. This only goes to show how much of a loser ruby is and he should probably kill himself. | ||
+ | *Ruby has taken a liking to the product Rapex[http://www.rapestop.net/index.asp] | ||
+ | *Ruby would also like to ride segways[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JgIYblhbWI] with spinnaz on dem. | ||
== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
*Lost. | *Lost. | ||
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**Everything to do with Lost. Ever. Anything. | **Everything to do with Lost. Ever. Anything. | ||
+ | *Lulz. | ||
*Cocks. | *Cocks. | ||
**Anal penetration. | **Anal penetration. | ||
***Being raped. | ***Being raped. | ||
− | * | + | *Elizabeth Mitchell. |
*Playing PS2. | *Playing PS2. | ||
*Pretending to be a girl in lesbian chat rooms and having hot lesbian cyber, ironically, to feel less of a fag. | *Pretending to be a girl in lesbian chat rooms and having hot lesbian cyber, ironically, to feel less of a fag. | ||
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*Moderate to extreme faggatory. | *Moderate to extreme faggatory. | ||
*Jews taking his money. | *Jews taking his money. | ||
− | *The | + | *The Cyber Terrorism Unit. |
*Jews in general. | *Jews in general. | ||
− | * | + | *{{c|Nigger}}s (just joking goddamn it) |
*Humans. | *Humans. | ||
*YouTube videos that aren’t about Lost. | *YouTube videos that aren’t about Lost. | ||
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**Gummy Bears - About incest with his sister. | **Gummy Bears - About incest with his sister. | ||
**Not Quite Gay Yet - About hot incest with his sister. | **Not Quite Gay Yet - About hot incest with his sister. | ||
− | **The Best Kind of Nigger - About dead | + | **The Best Kind of {{c|Nigger}} - About dead {{c|Nigger}}s. |
**Abortion = lulz - About dead babies. | **Abortion = lulz - About dead babies. | ||
**Jews - About Jews. | **Jews - About Jews. | ||
**I'll Show You RAGE - About RAGE. | **I'll Show You RAGE - About RAGE. | ||
+ | **Watch Me Care - About [[User:fanfare|fanfare]]. | ||
*Has been using computers since he was 4. | *Has been using computers since he was 4. | ||
*Internets at mach 16. | *Internets at mach 16. | ||
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*Is currently writing a book about cyber terrorism. | *Is currently writing a book about cyber terrorism. | ||
*Has a Jesus Stick. Not joking. | *Has a Jesus Stick. Not joking. | ||
− | *Firmly believes Jews did 9/11. | + | *Firmly believes [[Jews did 9/11]]. |
+ | *Heard [[Vitafin]] and [[Roflbrothel]] fuck live over Skype and is probably getting laid by one of them. | ||
+ | *Is user [[User:Mtic|momthinksimcool]]'s favorite poster. | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
− | * | + | *“by the time the light from your monitor has traveled to your eyes to deliver this post I could have already posted several sick burns that would have obliterated you out of the forum and by the time that information about this post has traveled from your eyes to your brain I might have already made a Lost gif about me totally destroying you and by the time your pathetic internet connection has even loaded this post I will have already hacked your entire families myspaces” |
+ | *“GOD IS A FAGGOT {{c|Nigger}} WHO LOVES COCKS UP HIS ASS” | ||
*“this is the most fun I’ve had since I last played counter strike” | *“this is the most fun I’ve had since I last played counter strike” | ||
− | *“I’m as hard as math homework is for a | + | *“I’m as hard as math homework is for a {{c|Nigger}}” |
− | + | *”{{c|Nigger}} Ay Wil Suk Yo Dick” | |
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*”if she doesnt have a cock im hearing nothing of it.” | *”if she doesnt have a cock im hearing nothing of it.” | ||
− | *”I'm so gay that two cock sucking | + | *”I'm so gay that two cock sucking {{c|Nigger}}s hardly turns me on, I need at least 5 cocks in one image to even think about getting an erection.” |
*"I was at an all weekend bloodorgy and I come back here to find the 2 image limit is gone and some bullshit about hetrosexual sex." | *"I was at an all weekend bloodorgy and I come back here to find the 2 image limit is gone and some bullshit about hetrosexual sex." | ||
+ | *"I cant tell if its cp or not this is so much fun" | ||
+ | *"excuse me sir but is that cat on fire?" | ||
+ | *"and little boys noone gives a shit if your a girl pedo" | ||
+ | *"sucking dicks is serious buisness" | ||
+ | *"as long as you have a nice cock that is fine" | ||
+ | *"IM SHAKIN!! IM SHAKIN BUT IMM STILL MOLESTIN KIDS!!! COME ON, TRY AND AREST!!! TRY AND AREST ME!!! BOOM! CHILDSHOT!!! YYEEEEEEEHH!! HAHAH!!! I CAN JACK OFF ALL DAY I CAN JACK OFF ALL DAY COME ON COME ON GIVE ME SOME CP WATCH SOME LOST AND BOOM! CPSHOT!!! YEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!" | ||
+ | * "why dont you make like a tree and fucking kill yourself?" | ||
+ | * "why dont you make like a {{c|nigger}} and get elected as the president of the united states of america?" | ||
+ | * "when was the last time you had a thread of your stickied? yeh that's right you faggot, not today you havnt, you stupid cunt, hey guess what? fuck you, thats what" | ||
+ | *"I swear to fucking christ if I die and there isnt a long fucking thread about me dieing I will haunt the fucking shit out of you faggots" | ||
+ | *"now, if you will exuse me from pretty much winning the entire fucking internet I have some lost to illegally download" | ||
+ | *"I will literally not joking find where you live and mail your family anthrax" | ||
+ | *"you might as well save me the trouble and hack your own myspace got that bro?" | ||
+ | *"my penis is literalyly 4 inches long dont tell fanfare" | ||
+ | *"fuck god, I bow to one man, and that man is me, TO SUCK MY OWN DICK!!" | ||
+ | *"FUCK PUBERTY I WAS 100% MAN SINCE I WAS BORN MY BALLS DROPPED WHEN I WAS A FETUS BECAUSE THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ME MY PUBIC HAIR IS MY OWN SOUL TRYING TO ESCAPE MY BODY I CUM THE TEARS OF THE NOOBS I OWN I DONT NEED PUBERTY FUCK YOU GABI AAH" | ||
+ | *"COHERENT FUCK COHERNECY I DONT CARE IF YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME FUCK YOU" | ||
+ | *"I once used quick reply and my internet connection moved so fast it imploded space and time and slipped back a few million years and my post killed the dinosaurs out so god sent a comit to earth to make him look less owned and thats why dinosaurs are not in the bible" | ||
+ | *"me add blocking something or putting a user on a block or ignore list is like a god raising his shield to mortal arrows. unnecessary." | ||
+ | *"ILL FUCK EVERYONES SISTER, INCLUDING MY OWN!" | ||
+ | *"YO FOOL PEDOPHILES HAVE TO BE GIVEN MOTHAFUKIN PAMPHLETS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF CHATTIN WITH ME ON THE NET CHECK YO SELF!" | ||
+ | *"irl I would still say that to your face and even if you had the balls to punch a little skinny 16 year old boy in the face it would prove me right and I would say it one more fucking time and if you asked what I would say you are a fucking faggot how about I suck your dick for you how about you learn to fucking post on an internet forum without being a fucking faggot or what you dont like little kids steping up to you are you scared everyone will know how gay you are my suggestion to you is put me on ignore and put everyone else on ignore so they cant tell you how badly I'm owning the absalute dog shit out of you and then log off switch off your computer rip your modem out throw it away take your hd out put it in the microwave and then fucking kill yourself and when you go to hell make sure to kill yourself again because thats the only way you are going to be able to stop be from owning you every second you even think about any letter in the word internet everytime you think you should watch tv you think of the letter t in the internet twice and then I am owning you because I fucking own the internet and everyone on it how about you just fucking suck a dick you faggot how about that son am I funny now you gonna read that you gonna read my wall of text whos the loser now how about you get a life faggot get a life and then end it" | ||
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+ | == Censorship == | ||
+ | Ruby's YTMND Wiki page has been recently censored as a complaint was made in his talk page by user [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] due to the term "{{c|Nigger}}" being used 13 times. | ||
− | == | + | == Disclaimers == |
− | Rubycalaber | + | Rubycalaber does not approve of the lynching of {{c|Nigger}}s, unless convicted and sentenced to death by a democratic government, the molestation of children, unless by a resident of a nation with a low age of consent or the sucking of dicks against the will of it's owner. |
− | + | == Tags == | |
+ | {{user 05}} | ||
+ | {{user gamer}} | ||
+ | {{user male}} |
Latest revision as of 02:46, November 26, 2007
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Contents
The fuck is this shit?
Rubycalaber is an IGN fag who joined YTMND due to online peer pressure early 2005. He makes shit YTMNDs that prove the internet is a bad place and he only goes to the front page to look for porn and to troll other users. Rubycalaber sometimes puts an X after his name because he thinks it is cool. Rubycalaber joined the ytmnd forums mid 2005 and was told to gtfo and called an IGNigger until around the time when the ytmndsfw forums were opened where he is the 7th registered user and is having a super happy fun time joking about myspace and Niggers stealing his bikes, he is now a well loved member of the regular community where he spreads great lulz about incest and Lost.
Rubycalaber really likes Lost, he watches it at least once a day and jerks off to it, he makes 4 8 15 16 23 42 jokes and is generally a nerdy fag about it, this is why he uses actor Matthew Fox as his avatar on most forums and such shit, so much so that it was believed plausible that he was actually Matthew Fox, which still hasn’t been seriously dismissed by either Matthew Fox or ruby himself.
Ruby is short for rubycalaber.
Gimmicks
- Incest with his sister.
- It is unknown if he even has a sister.
- Gimmick is still fresh and full of comic gold.
- Liking Lost allot.
- Always asking people to watch.
- References to Lost actors and plots.
- Matthew Fox.
- Has a hot cock.
- Matthew Fox.
- References to 4 8 15 16 23 42 in his posts and signatures.
- His latest gimmick which is technically under his Lost gimmick is an obsession with two similar characters portrayed by actress Elizabeth Mitchell. The most obvious being her character Juliet in Lost, the second being Edele from the 2006 feature film Running Scared. After hearing of the new actress to appear on Lost ruby immediately looked her up on IMDb and read all the wikipedia pages for the movie’s she’s been in to find that she portrayed a pedophile in the aforementioned Running Scared. This of coarse caught ruby’s attention as he is a sick fuck. After attempting to rent the movie he searched for the specific scene on YouTube, only to find and view part one[1] and two[2]. To his delight the small part was made memorably disturbing by the eerie mother-like grooming and molestation of three children. Ruby proceeded to masturbate furiously and made the conscious decision to start a gimmick by making aprox 15 “head smilies” out of high-res images of Mitchell’s character Juliet smirking in an equally creepy manner and spamming with them on the ytmnsfw forums by coming onto the younger members of the forum and in some cases himself by holding conversations switching between use of the Juliet smilies and his own replies. This only goes to show how much of a loser ruby is and he should probably kill himself.
- Ruby has taken a liking to the product Rapex[3]
- Ruby would also like to ride segways[4] with spinnaz on dem.
Likes
- Lost.
- Everything to do with Lost. Ever. Anything.
- Lulz.
- Cocks.
- Anal penetration.
- Being raped.
- Anal penetration.
- Elizabeth Mitchell.
- Playing PS2.
- Pretending to be a girl in lesbian chat rooms and having hot lesbian cyber, ironically, to feel less of a fag.
- Torture.
- Blowing shit up.
- Cancer.
- RAGE.
- Cats.
- Himself.
- Jerking off.
- Masturbating to TV shows.
- Fapping to Sugar Rush.
- Jacking it to Friends.
- Cumming every time Jack Bauer tortures someone on 24.
- Or kills anyone.
- Or is onscreen.
- Or kills anyone.
- House.
- Masturbating to TV shows.
- Naked pictures of fanfare.
- Jerking off.
- The Internet.
- Being told to get a life.
- Cyber terrorism.
- Counter-Strike: Source.
Dislikes
- Pretty much everything.
- Pretty much everything not on the Likes list.
- Moderate to extreme faggatory.
- Jews taking his money.
- The Cyber Terrorism Unit.
- Jews in general.
- Niggers (just joking goddamn it)
- Humans.
- YouTube videos that aren’t about Lost.
- Not watching Lost.
- Jews.
- Christmas.
- Hanukkah.
- Adverts/Commercials that arnt for the movie Ultraviolet or Lost.
- Myspace.
- Jesus.
- The McDonalds marketing campaign “i’m lovin’ it”.
- Xbox.
- Snakes/Muslims/bombs on a plane.
- Furries.
- Hot yiff.
- Hot gay yiff.
- Hot yiff.
- Not having a cock in him.
- Being away from the Internet for more than 4 hours.
- Getting a life.
- Not using the Lost numbers every 15 seconds.
Trivia
- Ruby has written 6 songs which he based on slipknot songs because he has shit taste in music.
- Gummy Bears - About incest with his sister.
- Not Quite Gay Yet - About hot incest with his sister.
- The Best Kind of Nigger - About dead Niggers.
- Abortion = lulz - About dead babies.
- Jews - About Jews.
- I'll Show You RAGE - About RAGE.
- Watch Me Care - About fanfare.
- Has been using computers since he was 4.
- Internets at mach 16.
- Has watched each episode of Lost at least 4 times.
- Is a lvl 23 lulz warrior.
- Can hold his breath until he passes out and has done this twice in his life.
- Has a cat and would never ever set it on fire.
- Is currently writing a book about cyber terrorism.
- Has a Jesus Stick. Not joking.
- Firmly believes Jews did 9/11.
- Heard Vitafin and Roflbrothel fuck live over Skype and is probably getting laid by one of them.
- Is user momthinksimcool's favorite poster.
Quotes
- “by the time the light from your monitor has traveled to your eyes to deliver this post I could have already posted several sick burns that would have obliterated you out of the forum and by the time that information about this post has traveled from your eyes to your brain I might have already made a Lost gif about me totally destroying you and by the time your pathetic internet connection has even loaded this post I will have already hacked your entire families myspaces”
- “GOD IS A FAGGOT Nigger WHO LOVES COCKS UP HIS ASS”
- “this is the most fun I’ve had since I last played counter strike”
- “I’m as hard as math homework is for a Nigger”
- ”Nigger Ay Wil Suk Yo Dick”
- ”if she doesnt have a cock im hearing nothing of it.”
- ”I'm so gay that two cock sucking Niggers hardly turns me on, I need at least 5 cocks in one image to even think about getting an erection.”
- "I was at an all weekend bloodorgy and I come back here to find the 2 image limit is gone and some bullshit about hetrosexual sex."
- "I cant tell if its cp or not this is so much fun"
- "excuse me sir but is that cat on fire?"
- "and little boys noone gives a shit if your a girl pedo"
- "sucking dicks is serious buisness"
- "as long as you have a nice cock that is fine"
- "IM SHAKIN!! IM SHAKIN BUT IMM STILL MOLESTIN KIDS!!! COME ON, TRY AND AREST!!! TRY AND AREST ME!!! BOOM! CHILDSHOT!!! YYEEEEEEEHH!! HAHAH!!! I CAN JACK OFF ALL DAY I CAN JACK OFF ALL DAY COME ON COME ON GIVE ME SOME CP WATCH SOME LOST AND BOOM! CPSHOT!!! YEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!"
- "why dont you make like a tree and fucking kill yourself?"
- "why dont you make like a nigger and get elected as the president of the united states of america?"
- "when was the last time you had a thread of your stickied? yeh that's right you faggot, not today you havnt, you stupid cunt, hey guess what? fuck you, thats what"
- "I swear to fucking christ if I die and there isnt a long fucking thread about me dieing I will haunt the fucking shit out of you faggots"
- "now, if you will exuse me from pretty much winning the entire fucking internet I have some lost to illegally download"
- "I will literally not joking find where you live and mail your family anthrax"
- "you might as well save me the trouble and hack your own myspace got that bro?"
- "my penis is literalyly 4 inches long dont tell fanfare"
- "fuck god, I bow to one man, and that man is me, TO SUCK MY OWN DICK!!"
- "FUCK PUBERTY I WAS 100% MAN SINCE I WAS BORN MY BALLS DROPPED WHEN I WAS A FETUS BECAUSE THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ME MY PUBIC HAIR IS MY OWN SOUL TRYING TO ESCAPE MY BODY I CUM THE TEARS OF THE NOOBS I OWN I DONT NEED PUBERTY FUCK YOU GABI AAH"
- "COHERENT FUCK COHERNECY I DONT CARE IF YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME FUCK YOU"
- "I once used quick reply and my internet connection moved so fast it imploded space and time and slipped back a few million years and my post killed the dinosaurs out so god sent a comit to earth to make him look less owned and thats why dinosaurs are not in the bible"
- "me add blocking something or putting a user on a block or ignore list is like a god raising his shield to mortal arrows. unnecessary."
- "ILL FUCK EVERYONES SISTER, INCLUDING MY OWN!"
- "YO FOOL PEDOPHILES HAVE TO BE GIVEN MOTHAFUKIN PAMPHLETS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF CHATTIN WITH ME ON THE NET CHECK YO SELF!"
- "irl I would still say that to your face and even if you had the balls to punch a little skinny 16 year old boy in the face it would prove me right and I would say it one more fucking time and if you asked what I would say you are a fucking faggot how about I suck your dick for you how about you learn to fucking post on an internet forum without being a fucking faggot or what you dont like little kids steping up to you are you scared everyone will know how gay you are my suggestion to you is put me on ignore and put everyone else on ignore so they cant tell you how badly I'm owning the absalute dog shit out of you and then log off switch off your computer rip your modem out throw it away take your hd out put it in the microwave and then fucking kill yourself and when you go to hell make sure to kill yourself again because thats the only way you are going to be able to stop be from owning you every second you even think about any letter in the word internet everytime you think you should watch tv you think of the letter t in the internet twice and then I am owning you because I fucking own the internet and everyone on it how about you just fucking suck a dick you faggot how about that son am I funny now you gonna read that you gonna read my wall of text whos the loser now how about you get a life faggot get a life and then end it"
Censorship
Ruby's YTMND Wiki page has been recently censored as a complaint was made in his talk page by user Smiddle due to the term "Nigger" being used 13 times.
Disclaimers
Rubycalaber does not approve of the lynching of Niggers, unless convicted and sentenced to death by a democratic government, the molestation of children, unless by a resident of a nation with a low age of consent or the sucking of dicks against the will of it's owner.