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2024-11-17 13:57:12 max	this userpage is sh*t on so many levels.	+1 [reply] [+|-]
30 seconds! Well, actually this user remembered Poland!
This user would like to thank Dave C*ckrum.
You're gonna like the way you look. This user guarantees it.

About Me

I stated out life in YTMND in late 2005, as a hopeless NARV. My sites use to be similar to what you feed to your toilet. I also use to get into lots of big situations. But later, I started to make better sites and be more smarter. My biggest achievement on YTMND was making LOL/OMG Collision. Here I am today, almost always online and rarely making sites, but still decent sites.

LOL/OMG Collision

I'm mostly known for being the creator of LOL/OMG Collision where YTMND's Ronald McDonald and PTKFGS' Colonel Sanders cause a second Big Bang (or whatever galactic detonation effect you feel like) after portals to their universes open where they fly out and crash. I know what you're probably going to ask me and the answer is "No". I am not going to ruin the collision with that joke killer you call "YESYES".

Dave C*ckrum

I like to contribute a lot of comments to Dave C*ckrum. My biggest concern abot the site is to make sure How to prank a Telemarketer will never get more comments than Dave C*ckrum. My biggest contribution was on February 11, 2007 when I spammed the site with 100 comments in just one day. I spam the site with ten Tourettes Guy quotes repeated over and over. They are:

• "PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SH*TTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS"
• "DON'T TALK SH*T ABOUT TOTAL"
• "YES I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SH*T"
• "F*CK THE PHONE"
• "WHOS THE F*GGOT WITH THE TUBA"
• "DOM DELOUISE HE USED TO BE A CHEF ON TV BUT NOW HE JUST SITS AT HOME WITH HIS *SS UP HIS *SS"
• "BOB SAGET"
• "I HOPE IN THE NEXT MOVIE HES IN HE GETS BLOWN UP INTO A MILLION PIECES THERE WOULD BE RICK MORANIS SH*T EVERYWHERE"
• "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS THEYRE SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SH*T"
• "I WANT A BIGGIE FRIES AND GIVE ME SOME SH*T TO DRINK"

Roles I Took on Sites

• YTMND Users are..: I was the one who said "Also 6th."
• Color ME YTMND: I'm the reason why Happycat is under the Thwomp.
• PTKFGS - HTTP 404 KEYS NOT FOUND (FOR GOD'S SAKE): This is a site I inspired.
• Xmas Card part 2: Electric Boogaloo: I get $20 candy in my stocking.
• YTMND chatroom: I said "Also 6th. " (If you dont know what that tiny picture is, it's Ren and Stimpy.)

My Fads

• PTKFGS (and PTKFGS only)
• Conan
• George Zimmer
• Chocolate

I hope I didn't forget anything else...

In conclusion, I would like to say that this f*ggot should be banned.