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Inkdrinker was born on October 26th, 1982. She began her life in humble conditions, living with her adoptive parents in Northern California. At the age of five, Inkdrinker was admitted to the Smartsbury Institute for Geniuses, where she excelled in her studies despite being the youngest genius ever admitted. | Inkdrinker was born on October 26th, 1982. She began her life in humble conditions, living with her adoptive parents in Northern California. At the age of five, Inkdrinker was admitted to the Smartsbury Institute for Geniuses, where she excelled in her studies despite being the youngest genius ever admitted. | ||
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INKDRINKER IS ONE VOTE SHORT OF HER 12,000TH DOWNVOTE. SUGGESTIONS ON WHO IS DESERVING OF THIS HISTORIC ACT MAY BE SUBMITTED VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE.
Inkdrinker was born on October 26th, 1982. She began her life in humble conditions, living with her adoptive parents in Northern California. At the age of five, Inkdrinker was admitted to the Smartsbury Institute for Geniuses, where she excelled in her studies despite being the youngest genius ever admitted.
In 1988, she began working at the NASA Space Research Center for Advanced Space Science, where she invented a new alloy that was as light as a feather yet as stiff as a board. This success coincided with the start of her short-lived pop music career, highlighted by playing the saxophone on Huey Lewis and The News's fourth album, the smash-hit "Fore!"
With the earnings from her science and music careers, Inkdrinker bought a medium-sized castle in Scotland and began writing poetry under the pen name "Lord Byron." The poetry was so well-recieved that the Modern Language Association, along with numerous scholars from around the world, decided to re-date it into the romantic period and add it to the canon of modern English literature. Her work as Lord Byron can be found in various anthologies, and is taught in English departments around the world.
In 2001, Inkdrinker bought a solid-gold igloo on top of the Empire State Building, where she lives to this day. If you're ever in the Big Apple, look for him driving around town in his solid-gold Bentley (which can be distinguished from any other solid gold Bentley by the fact that it is covered with fist-sized diamonds). You can read her modern literary works by accessing the Top 15 section of You're The Man Now Dog, or by browsing for her light-hearted, spirit-cheering posts in the General Discussion or Almighty LOL forums.
She also likes to move it move it.
Memorable Facts
Created the Gay Fuel fad, the Asiacopter fad (which in turn gave birth to butt-racing), BRB FBI and the first user-sponsored contest. Without her you faggots would probably still be photoshopping Picard.
Died in the Marines during August, 2005. Inkdrinker had joined the Marines out of a John Kerry-like desire to pay his dues in a world that allowed him such a privileged life, but died of a previously undetected genetic heart defect while in basic training. His fiancee took up the inkdrinker name and legacy.
