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PreciousCockFondler
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Date of first site
EPIC FIRST OVERRATED SITE MANEUVER, created July 1, 2006
Joined:
April 29, 2004
Avg. site rating: *****
Avg. vote rate: *****
...as of yesterday
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I've found a way to extract sustenance from my ratings. Keep them coming; they're keeping me alive.


I'm too lazy to deepthroat this. Can you do it for me?

About PCF (Precious Cock Fondler)

You can even just use it as a wall and use it for e-tagging, vandalism, ask me for sexual favors, etc. Be my guest.

Now that's some fine vandalism if you ask me. Needs more e-tagging, though. -PCF

its like a war movie plus a product i saw at walmart, imo not funny at all but i make them anyway and watch them collect over 4.50 ratings, but that's only if i'm having a bad day. It's never a good day if you are constantly reminding yourself that you are a border jumper trying to make quality sites and hoping to make some money to bring back and feed the people i love. You can imagine how hard it is for a 12 year old to try to get by just by makin ytmnd's. You have no idea how I felt when I discovered you can't actually make money doing that. My family's going to kill me, which is why I'm just gonna stay here and keep makin sites. It's also a caring place here, i have made some really neat friends that try to give me tips, like fourest "why are you constantly making war sites, their a fucking waste of time". I thought of this alot, and now i understand a lot more, but I know that I still have a lot left to learn and understand. Ochobobo told me that he would keep making sites about the movie Back to the Future until I finally saw it. But I can't even understand the title so how could I understand the movie? There's just no hope. Immigration is still trying to find me, but they still need to round up other people that jumped border, so i can hang out here for a while. Carlos Mencia is trying to be cool and act like he's hiding out with me, but i know better. I looked him up on wikipedia and it says he's american. hey maybe I can include him in a ytmnd using The Alamo movie. I hope i can meet some of these war heroes one day, i know Tom Hanks served in WW2, that's awesome, same with Nicolas Cage, man... I love Tom Hanks so much I have a ytmnd of him masturbating, i should edit a real penis in there for my purpose (and pleasure) only. This one time i replaced the heads of a bunch of japanese people with some random cartoon fish heads all screaming "chocolate" for some reason. i was hoping it would get a 4.99 but it only got a 4.82. I was so disappointed. now it's only like a 4.75, i'm gonna go kill myself, this won't even get a taco bell meal supersized. I also spent like 12 hours just trying to photoshop a bar of chocolate on to the japanese flag and nobody even acknowledged it. i can't believe this, i'm gonna quit life and play world of warcraft, or if i wasn't such a rebel and comnig to America to join the YTMND force, i could have been a soilder in my country, and played war with my dad and his friends. I know for sure that if I did fight in the military my efforts would be rated at least a 4.87, as usual...the "nigga stole my phone" site was made by my younger brother, i told him to make it good or he would get 20 lashings. He only got 10, because he forgot to colour the African-American's arms. I was able to explain in the comments that "that was the joke" and luckily, people accepted that explanation for some reason. Before I became popular on YTMND, i had over 10,000 alts registered that i used to downvote people because i didn't feel the need that they should be happy, since i'm not. The alts got deleted when max caught me, but he told me i could stay because he understood i wasn't doing this for me, i was doing it for my family <3 Now I'm most likely going to become a moderator (despite the 10,000 downvoting alts) hopefully then I'll be able to get some money to bring back home, or American food, i'm sick of finding cockroaches in my rice. ]fourestlikes my cock but I say no and he tries to get me to watch wicker man with him with some cheap wine. I'm secretly in love with Connor.

YEAH RIGHT. --- Connor 23:22, April 26, 2007 (CDT)


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this userpage is sh*t on so many levels. +1 [reply] [+|-]
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max hates me :'(
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