User:Rubycalaber

rubycalaber
Join date 2005-08-27 14:49:20
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The fuck is this shit?

Rubycalaber is an IGN fag who joined YTMND due to online peer pressure early 2005. He makes shit YTMNDs that prove the internet is a bad place and he only goes to the front page to look for porn and to troll other users. Rubycalaber sometimes puts an X after his name because he thinks it is cool. Rubycalaber joined the ytmnd forums mid 2005 and was told to gtfo and called an IGNigger until around the time when the ytmndsfw forums were opened where he is the 7th registered user and is having a super happy fun time joking about myspace and Niggers stealing his bikes, he is now a well loved member of the regular community where he spreads great lulz about incest and Lost.

Rubycalaber really likes Lost, he watches it at least once a day and jerks off to it, he makes 4 8 15 16 23 42 jokes and is generally a nerdy fag about it, this is why he uses actor Matthew Fox as his avatar on most forums and such shit, so much so that it was believed plausible that he was actually Matthew Fox, which still hasn’t been seriously dismissed by either Matthew Fox or ruby himself.

Ruby is short for rubycalaber.

Gimmicks

• Incest with his sister.
  • It is unknown if he even has a sister.
  • Gimmick is beginning to grate with some other forum regulars, probably because they don’t have the balls to admit to wanting to fuck their sister too.
• Liking Lost allot.
  • Always asking people to watch.
  • References to Lost actors and plots.
    • Matthew Fox.
      • Has a hot cock.
  • References to 4 8 15 16 23 42 in his posts and signatures.

Likes

• Lost.
• Lulz.
  • Everything to do with Lost. Ever. Anything.
• Cocks.
  • Anal penetration.
    • Being raped.
• Tilda Swinton.
• Playing PS2.
• Pretending to be a girl in lesbian chat rooms and having hot lesbian cyber, ironically, to feel less of a fag.
• Torture.
• Blowing shit up.
• Cancer.
• RAGE.
• Cats.
• Himself.
  • Jerking off.
    • Masturbating to TV shows.
      • Fapping to Sugar Rush.
      • Jacking it to Friends.
      • Cumming every time Jack Bauer tortures someone on 24.
        • Or kills anyone.
          • Or is onscreen.
      • House.
  • Naked pictures of fanfare.
• The Internet.
  • Being told to get a life.
  • Cyber terrorism.
  • Counter-Strike: Source.

Dislikes

• Pretty much everything.
  • Pretty much everything not on the Likes list.
• Moderate to extreme faggatory.
• Jews taking his money.
• The Cyber Terrorism Unit.
• Jews in general.
• {{c|Nigger}s}.
• Humans.
• YouTube videos that aren’t about Lost.
  • Not watching Lost.
• Jews.
• Christmas.
• Hanukkah.
• Adverts/Commercials that arnt for the movie Ultraviolet or Lost.
• Myspace.
• Jesus.
• The McDonalds marketing campaign “i’m lovin’ it”.
• Xbox.
• Snakes/Muslims/bombs on a plane.
• Furries.
  • Hot yiff.
    • Hot gay yiff.
• Not having a cock in him.
• Being away from the Internet for more than 4 hours.
  • Getting a life.
• Not using the Lost numbers every 15 seconds.

Trivia

• Ruby has written 6 songs which he based on slipknot songs because he has shit taste in music.
  • Gummy Bears - About incest with his sister.
  • Not Quite Gay Yet - About hot incest with his sister.
  • The Best Kind of Nigger - About dead Niggers.
  • Abortion = lulz - About dead babies.
  • Jews - About Jews.
  • I'll Show You RAGE - About RAGE.
• Has been using computers since he was 4.
• Internets at mach 16.
• Has watched each episode of Lost at least 4 times.
• Is a lvl 23 lulz warrior.
• Can hold his breath until he passes out and has done this twice in his life.
• Has a cat and would never ever set it on fire.
• Is currently writing a book about cyber terrorism.
• Has a Jesus Stick. Not joking.
• Firmly believes Jews did 9/11.
• Heard Vitafin and Roflbrothel fuck live over Skype and is probably getting laid by one of them.

Quotes

• ”GOD IS A FAGGOT Nigger WHO LOVES COCKS UP HIS ASS”
• “this is the most fun I’ve had since I last played counter strike”
• “I’m as hard as math homework is for a Nigger”
• ”Nigger Ay Wil Suk Yo Dick”
• ”if she doesnt have a cock im hearing nothing of it.”
• ”I'm so gay that two cock sucking Niggers hardly turns me on, I need at least 5 cocks in one image to even think about getting an erection.”
• "I was at an all weekend bloodorgy and I come back here to find the 2 image limit is gone and some bullshit about hetrosexual sex."
• "I cant tell if its cp or not this is so much fun"
• "excuse me sir but is that car on fire?"

Censorship

Ruby's YTMND Wiki page has been recently censored as a complaint was made in his talk page by user Smiddle due to the term "Nigger" being used 11 times.

Tags

This user joined YTMND in 2005.

This user is a Gamer.

This user is Male.