User:Mazaku

The King of WoWfags.

Mazaku, lord of speaking without pausing to think first, runs one and a half miles to his mailbox daily. He has claimed in the past that he drinks meaty foods. He is turning into a portly force of nature and will most likely falsely claim that he was on his highschool's football team post-graduation.

UPDATE:01-July-2008: Mazaku gets butthurt about his own article and wipes the page clean!