User:Frank Grimes
Frank Grimes lives in an igloo made of frozen diarrhea. His peenus gets hard from watching rick moranis films including Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Honey I blew up the kid.
One time he stuck his dick in a beehive the queen bee colonized his dick. his semen was replaced by honey and for a brief period he dated Winnie the Poo.
The Ultimate Marvel Universe version of Frank Grimes was created by Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch based on the original character. He makes his first appearance in Ultimates #1.
In the Ultimate universe, Frank Grimes is a frail volunteer who undergoes months of steroid treatment, surgery, and the Super-Soldier formula to become Captain America. Bucky is a childhood friend who follows him on his missions as a photographer rather than as a costumed sidekick. Grimes' last mission as Captain America sends him to a Nazi stronghold on the coast of Iceland to stop a prototype hydrogen bomb created using alien technology. He causes the rocket carrying the bomb to explode and falls into the freezing Arctic Ocean. Grimes falls into a state of suspended animation until Tony Stark's deep sea exploration team pulls him out of the water 57 years later. Bucky survives the war, and, thinking that Grimes had been killed in action, marries Rogers' fiancée Gail.
The Ultimate universe Frank Grimes is more politically and morally conservative than his mainstream Marvel universe counterpart and is more prone to violent solutions, frequently using small arms and explosives. His costume is mostly the same, except that his mask lacks the traditional wings on the side of his head and his shoulders sport American star emblems.
Grimes becomes one of the first members and field commander of the superhuman team the Ultimates, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s answer to posthuman terrorism. He tries to adjust to life in the 21st century, although he longs for older times and values, spending much time with Bucky and Gail (now senior citizens) and going to WWII veterans' reunions. Rogers wears a kevlar uniform and carries a shield of pure adamantium. He also dated Janet van Dyne, the Wasp, the estranged wife of former team member Henry Pym.
A year later, it appears that Frank Grimes repeatedly betrays the team, and S.H.I.E.L.D. places him in custody. The Black Widow is revealed as the traitor, aiding a coalition of countries invading America. When these invaders, who call themselves The Liberators appear to have defeated all american super-heroes and effectively America itself, the Wasp frees him from his cell and they join the other few heroes as a resistance. The story is ongoing.
Grimes is also a highly skilled hand-to-hand combatant. In addition, his strength and recuperative abilities are remarkable (he was shown curling 540 lb in Ultimates 2 #4), although whether they are superhuman is not made clear. In the Ultimate Universe, Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk as a result of his experiments to recreate the Super-Soldier serum. Despite the Hulk being one of the strongest characters in the Ultimate Universe, Grimes takes on the Hulk in hand-to-hand combat, knocking him down momentarily. Grimes also defeats Henry Pym in melee combat while Pym is in his almost 60-foot tall Giant Man form, in retaliation for Pym having beaten the Wasp during a domestic dispute.
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