User:HeatherChandler

HeatherChandler is a NASV. HeatherChandler has impeccable taste. HeatherChandler has a BA in English, a JD, and another BA in Paralegal. HeatherChandler is currently in a top MLS program. HeatherChandler is the arbiter of taste in her hometown. HeatherChandler is probably teh hottest chick on YTMND but doesn't get all snooty about it. HeatherChandler enjoys Wes Anderson, Doctor Who, George Romero, Bruce Campbell, indie rock, Sam Rockwell, and her cat. HeatherChandler has a tiny internet addiction only curbed by mass consumption of alcohol. HeatherChandler is strict but fair. HeatherChandler is a midvoter, but may downvote all your sites if you act like an asshole, or spam pictures of people eating babies in the comments. HeatherChandler is always, always drunk, usually stoned, and occasionally so... caffeinated that even YTMND cannot hold her attention. HeatherChandler has n00dz but you can't see them. HeatherChandler watches way too much television and has a soft spot for the downtrodden geeks of the world, but only if they are hot pix plz.

HeatherChandler likes to be fucked gently with chainsaws. HeatherChandler knows how to fly, and therefore how to fuck with the eagles.